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Post by Shilo Wallace on Jan 22, 2012 18:51:02 GMT -5
Sent:Shilo To:Luigi…I don't know what sex smells like. Nor do I want to. But I did smell something sweet on occasion in there…but Graves would never tell me what it was… Oh GOD. o_e Sent:Pavi To:ToriaGood idea. I tried to get Luigi to come, but he's being a spoil-sport. Perhaps we should take a different vehicle than the limo, as that would be rather…suspicious. Sent:Pavi To:LuigiOh, come on, fratello! It'll be fun!We're going to take care of a few… nuisances in her class that think it's alright to mock the Largo name. And I never said that she would be handling the chloroform…though that is a good point. Sent:Puck To:VittoriaHey! I resent that! >:C …Really? I look that feminine? :c Maybe the jocks in high school were right
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Post by Vittoria Largo on Jan 22, 2012 23:03:45 GMT -5
Sent:Luigi To:PaviOr you could just send out a RepoMan to do the job. Although that does sound like fun....Eh, I'll think about it. Sent:Vittoria To:PaviYeah limos tend to attract attention, fratello. Hmmm maybe something that 'blends in' like one of the employees cars? Or a taxi? Sent:Luigi To:ShilohYeah...just be lucky you didn't walk in on them like Pavi did. On second thought Pavi probally enjoyed that. Sent:Vittoria To:PuckWell you do have long flowing blonde hair, high cheekbones, heart shaped face, high cheek bones, small nose and pouty lips. Yeah....you could not only pass as a woman you'd out woman most women.
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Post by Amber Sweet on Jan 22, 2012 23:39:02 GMT -5
Sent:Amber To:Pavi It has merit. Only problem how can we "prove" that it cleans the soul in the first place? Cause that would be a very, very, very difficult thing to prove. And the only religious figure we could get behind that idea would be the Pope (most of his organs are GeneCo's so he owes us.) But if we can figure that out I don't see why not. It might even be a baby step to "blessed organs and surgeries" for the super religous.
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Post by Shilo Wallace on Jan 23, 2012 16:26:26 GMT -5
Sent:Shilo To:LuigiWell, I did walk in on him...once. But not with Amber. And that was my first and only sex education lesson. Yep. -____-; Sent:Pavi To:LuigiAnd what fun would that be? Besides, they said shit about me and said that Vittoria wasn't pretty! Every Largo is pretty! And they probably said something about you too, just so you know... Sent:Pavi To:AmberWhoa, I was expecting you to shut it down immediately. Cool. Well, once the Catholics say something works, the other religious groups tend to follow suit. If we can start searching through some files and find some church people that have had surgeries done, we could probably get them to say that it works. Considering that the religious people are our main opposition, I think this might be a step in the right direction for once. Sent:Pavi To:ToriaAlready got it covered. One of the Genterns agreed to allow me to borrow her car, after I...um, let's just say that we have a car to use. Sent:Puck To:VittoriaThanks. Thanks a lot. =_= Well, I have had to play a female part on occasion during Shakespeare Season...for traditional purposes. And...your brother did "accidentally" call me "bella" once...needless to say he didn't do it twice. Well, there goes what little dignity I had left.
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Post by Vittoria Largo on Jan 23, 2012 19:29:10 GMT -5
Sent:Luigi To:Shiloh Really you have no idea what sex is? You know, and don't take this the wrong way, GeneCo has a great sex education department. Anything you'd want to know about sex all you'd have to do is ask. I'll even help you if you have an questions if you want.
Sent:Luigi To:Pavi I can't I'm busy right now. With Shiloh, don't fucking ask, alright?
Sent:Vittoria To:Pavi You had sex in that car...didn't you? :3
Sent:Vittoria To:Puck Don't kid yourself, you never had any.You forfited your dignity the moment you signed on to be one of GeneCo's opera stars.
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Post by Pavi Largo on Jan 23, 2012 19:53:43 GMT -5
Sent:Pavi To:LuigiOh really now? Wait a second, how could you be "busy" with her before me?! Is she doing this against her will? Sent:Pavi To:Toria...did I say that? No, no of course not why would you think....yes. .~. Sent:Shilo To:LuigiNo no, that's fine, I mean, um...I don't really want to... Damn this is really awkward cuz I'm pretty sure this is something I'm supposed to know by now and shouldn't be asking an adult who's maybe twice my age. I'll...check that out. Maybe. Sent:Puck To:VittoriaAgain, thank you. Are you so sure that you want to use me for your potential "dates" in the future, if I'm so damn feminine looking?
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Post by Vittoria Largo on Jan 23, 2012 19:59:23 GMT -5
Sent:Vittoria To:PuckBecause 1 You're the most popular male opera singer at the moment, and I need the popularity boost. 2: You're the only male my family won't murder if I go on a "date" with you. Sent:Luigi To:PaviNo, unlike you I'm not a rapist. I'm just walking her through some sex ed questions. Sent:Luigi To:ShilohNo problem, and it's not your fault! For starters I'm guessing your dad freaked out if you even asked a thing about dating and boys. And you'd be suprised how many thirty year old virgins there are out there. Just ask Pavi. Sent:Vittoria To:PaviOf course you did, fratello. When are you not fucking someone? (Who sadly, isn't me?)
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Post by Pavi Largo on Jan 23, 2012 20:27:54 GMT -5
Sent:Pavi To:Vittoria Oh shut up. I got the car, didn't I? And it looks like it'll be just us. Luigi's...busy.
Sent:Pavi To:Luigi Wait. You're what? Oh god. Don't tell me that the girl knows nothing about sex. And you're not taking advantage of that?!? That's like, the ultimate virgin fantasy deal! Why aren't you fucking her???
Sent:Shilo To:Luigi Uh yeah, pretty much. When I was twelve I finally asked him where babies came from and he still tried to sell me the whole stork thing. Then he told me to go take my medicine. And then he hid all his medical books so I couldn't find out for myself, and at that point I just decided that it wasn't worth finding out.
Sent:Puck To:Vittoria Maybe I should go in drag to your prom. That would be interesting. I don't believe Pavi would mind.
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Post by Vittoria Largo on Jan 23, 2012 20:51:02 GMT -5
Sent:Vittoria To:PuckIF YOU EVEN TRY THAT SHIT WITH ME WHEN WE'RE IN PUBLIC I WILL GIVE YOU A WHOLE NEW DEFINETION OF CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT! Sent:Luigi To:ShilohBut now that your out in the world, and a adult you're going to need to learn something. Otherwise you're going to be in a whole lot of trouble later on. Sent:Luigi To:PaviBecause I'm not you, moron. For starters I don't rape people. Second I want her to ask me to have sex with her first. That way I know she wants me more than she wants you. Sent:Vittoria To:PaviFine with me, he's to sloppy anyway. Blood and gore everywhere. Hard to clean up and even harder to ignore.
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Post by Amber Sweet on Jan 23, 2012 22:45:00 GMT -5
Sent:Amber To:Pavi True, true. Only, as far as I know, only the Pope has had surgeries. Everyone else is 100% organic sadly. But...if we got religous figures to 'bless' the organs first that might work!
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Post by Pavi Largo on Jan 24, 2012 14:38:13 GMT -5
Sent:Pavi To:ToriaI imagine that's what he's like in bed as well. Sent:Pavi To:AmberGood idea! But how would we get them to agree to that? I guess we could bribe them to bless the organs...because as far as I know, even men of the cloth aren't above a little bribery. Sent:Pavi To:LuigiShe'd be the first. Good luck with that! You're going to need it. As far as I know, she hates all of us. Oh. And Amber said that your idea could possibly work. But the only person we could get to back us on that would be the pope. We're still brainstorming. Sent:Shilo To:LuigiI know...but...I really don't know how to ask the sort of questions I have. I mean I didn't even know that boys were... different, if you get what I'm trying to say, until I was 13. So I feel really, really awkward trying to ask questions when I really don't know anything about...that. Sent:Puck To:VittoriaGeez, calm down! Alright, it was a joke!!! I would never do that. Ever. You couldn't pay me.
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Post by Luigi Largo on Jan 24, 2012 17:16:22 GMT -5
Sent:Vittoria To:Pavi So you imagine what Luigi's like in bed? :3 You know you're just adding fuel to the flames of my lust, don't you?
Sent:Luigi To:Pavi Actually I think Shi prefers me, because compared to my siblings I'm a fucking prince! Keep me updated on the brainstorming thing, I'll throw in my two cents when I can.
Sent:Vittoria To:Puck Good because if you ever did anything to embrass me or my family heads (i.e. yours) would role.
Sent:Luigi To: Shiloh Well start out with the basics. Like anatomy and what everything down there is called and work your way up to how to use it. There's a bunch of sexology books in the library (all Pavi's) and you do have the internet at your disposal.
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Post by Lucretzia Largo on Jan 25, 2012 22:28:34 GMT -5
Sent:Lucretzia To:Amber Sweetie, what has mommy told you about sex tapes?
Sent:Amber To:Mama Not to make them anymore because they make you want to die and you cry every single time you find out one of us has one.
Sent:Lucretzia To:Amber Then why do you (and Pavi) keep making sex tapes!
Sent:Amber To:Mama Well sometimes I don't relaize the camera's there!
Sent:Amber To:Pavi Or blackmail, it's pretty damn easy to blackmail religous types, to much shame over everyday things. Oh also Mama's upset, she found a sex tape...again.
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Post by Pavi Largo on Jan 25, 2012 23:03:27 GMT -5
Sent:Pavi To:AmberAgain? Please tell me it wasn't the one that we made together when we were drunk...because I hid that one as best as I could! Sent:Pavi To:LuigiApparently we're going to use blackmail on the religious people now. Nothing is beneath us anymore. And ha, we'll see how long that lasts. Even if she does like you more, you know that she'll eventually come around to me. That's how it's always worked out, because 10 out of 9 prefer the Pavi! c; Sent:Pavi To:VittoriaNo, it was simply too much of a "that's what she said" moment to ignore. I do not think of our fratello...like that. Ugh. Like you said, too sloppy and hard to clean up afterwards. Sent:Shilo To:LuigiThanks...I keep forgetting that I'm actually allowed to go on the internet now. ^^; Um, thanks for the help. I'm sorry if this was sorta...awkward to talk about. Sent:Shilo To:HelgaHey, sorry to bother you, Ms. Sinclair...but your the only one here who's opinion isn't crazy/ridiculous/unlikely to be true. Is Luigi...trustworthy? At all? I know this sounds like a really, REALLY dumb question, but I'm starting to think he might be the only sane one aside from you living here. Sent:Puck To:VittoriaTrust me, kid. I know. I know.
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Post by Lucretzia Largo on Jan 25, 2012 23:27:59 GMT -5
Sent:Helga To:Shiloh For the most part. He at least knows that 'no' means 'no', and he'll leave you mostly alone (not including flirting) more than half the time. So compared to the others..yeah
Sent:Amber To:Pavi No I'm pretty sure it's not. Because if it was...she'd definetly be more than a little upset. And she'd want to talk in person.
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