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Post by Pavi Largo on Jan 14, 2012 1:57:29 GMT -5
Sent:Shilo To:Vittoria Wow, never thought I'd say this to you, but...thanks. I'll keep you informed if they try anything else, if you want me to.
Sent:Shilo To:Luigi Alright, look, I'm sorry I freaked out on you Mr. Largo. I'm just really creeped out and really wish I could be somewhere else right now. And I really don't want to trust anyone here right now. But...thanks for worrying about me, I guess.
Sent:Puck To:Vittoria Um...what? Wait a second, aren't you Pavi's kid sister? Vittoria, right? Why exactly do they want me to have sex with you? o_0
Sent:Puck To:Pavi I knew I shouldn't have given you my number. I was just too stupid and horny to listen to myself.
Sent:Pavi To:Puck What? Bello, what is wrong? Has the Pavi done something to offend you?
Sent:Puck To:Pavi Your sister. Why do you want me having sex with your little sister and why are you telling her that you do?
Sent:Pavi To:Toria Why are you telling my friends that I want you to have sex with them? It may be true but that's not the proper way to start a conversation with someone, Tori!
Sent:Pavi To:Luigi Well, what about you? You know that she's gonna go after you once she's finished with me and Amber, if not before. What are you gonna do about that, fratello, since you seem so cocky?
Sent:Pavi To:Amber We've set a date for it now. -_- Let's just say that there's no way in hell either you or Luigi could figure out a better 18th birthday present for her.
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Post by Vittoria Largo on Jan 14, 2012 3:54:14 GMT -5
Sent:Vittoria To:Shiloh Prego, and si that would be nice.
Sent:Vittoria To:Puck Not exactly,Pavi suggested that he set me up with you and while he probably meant on a date and not sex I however do. I'm curious about sex and I want my first time to be 'special'. So I figure I would take the initiative and go after you first. You'll be gentle won't you signore? Otherwise both my brothers would go after you and you'd die a horrible, slow, agonizing death. ;D
Sent:Vittoria To:Pavi Well how should I start a conversation about (maybe) losing my virginity to someone then? I figure I should maybe practice for when we're together in 3 years, 1 month, and 22 days. That way you'll want to have sex with me again, and again, and again. I want to be the best lover you've ever had Pavi. And what better way than to have lots and lots of sex with lots and lots of people? Unless if you want to be my first. I'd wait that long for you if you do.
Sent:Luigi To:Pavi Simple move, far, far, far, far, far, far, far away. Maybe Antarctica or the Ocean floor. I have three years to plan it all so that she'll never ever find me. Hopefully.
Sent:Luigi To:Shiloh No problem kid. As for trusting anyone here who would you rather be by your side? A face stealing rapist, a drug addict, or a highly intelligent psycho who has some weird vendetta against you? Compared to my siblings I'm a saint.
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Post by Amber Sweet on Jan 14, 2012 12:02:00 GMT -5
Sent:Amber To:Pavi That is if the two of you can wait that long. Because honestly I've seen the way she looks at you, and the way your talking about her. The two of you will probally be getting it on by the end of the year.
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Post by Pavi Largo on Jan 14, 2012 12:45:56 GMT -5
Sent:Pavi To:AmberGreat. I was afraid you'd say that. Oh well. I've brought it all on myself for being so damn irresistible. *sigh* Sent:Pavi To:LuigiOh sure, that'll definitely work. I can see absolutely no flaws in that plan whatsoever. Oh, and I'm still working on setting up Vittoria with an opera singer. If she can stop scaring the hell out of him, he'll probably go after her. Maybe she'll get a boyfriend and leave us alone for a little while, at least. Sent:Pavi To:ToriaGoddamit Vittoria, even I still start a conversation with "hello." ._. And...just let me be your first. I'd rather that then you getting some sort of disease from a random person. But if you're dead set on sleeping around, then start with Puck. He's clean, and pretty good in bed. Sent:Pavi To:PuckOh, mio dio. Just fuck her. We can't get her to leave us alone, we figured that if she had an orgasm maybe she'd calm the hell down. You know, like when you neuter a dog and it supposedly makes them more manageable. Sent:Puck To:PaviSo, you want me to neuter your little sister? Dude, that's a fucked up comparison, even for you. If modern science ever creates the possibility of a time machine, then the first thing I will do is tell past me to never, ever have sex with you. Ever. Sent:Puck To:VittoriaUm...alrighty then. Duly noted. Uh, why don't we start with dinner and movie? Before we try...that. Sent:Shilo To:LuigiI watched you stab a man to death because he didn't fix your coffee/bagel right on several occasions. The fact that you're the least dangerous of your siblings doesn't exactly calm my fears. And another thing... why does Vittoria hate me so much? She gets mad whenever she sees either you or your brother anywhere near me. What, does she think I'm gonna try and hurt one of you or something?(Like THAT'S gonna happen...)
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Post by Amber Sweet on Jan 14, 2012 13:22:28 GMT -5
Sent:Amber To:Pavi You also brought it on yourself by being the first person to introduce her to sexual feelings. Yeah she told me about what the two of you did together on the night of the family dinner. I mean I guessed myself what happened but still!
Sent:Amber To:Puck If you fuck our sister (and make her enjoy it) I will love you forever! She's just been really, really, really creepy and incestuous towards me, Pavi, and Luigi. Like hitting on us and groping whenever our moms back is turned. And we want it to stop!
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Post by Vittoria Largo on Jan 14, 2012 14:15:12 GMT -5
Sent:Vittoria To:PaviSo you had sex with him? This should be intresting then...prehapse I can find out what you enjoy as well. Sent:Vittoria To:PuckFine I suppose that will do...for now. Sent:Luigi To:PaviWhen does she not terrify someone? And it could work! Although by that time, after she's done with you and Amber I might actually want to do that with her, I'm sad to say. Sent:Luigi To:ShilohOh...yeah her. It's, well let's just say it's a sibling thing. And there's no use explaining it to you since I you'd only understand if you had siblings and were a Largo. In which case you'd really get it.
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Post by Shilo Wallace on Jan 14, 2012 17:18:41 GMT -5
Sent:Shilo To:Luigi I'm not sure that I want to understand in the first place. All I can say is that now I'm pretty sure I know at least one of the reasons why dad never talked about his work.
Sent:Shilo To:Helga Um, thank you Ms. Sinclair, for the advice. Sorry I'm late to respond, I've been busy keeping most of them at bay. Maybe this is why dad made me stay in my room my whole life. I'm starting to think that I didn't appreciate it enough before.
Sent:Pavi To:Toria Sorellina, if it's someone that I'm introducing you to, it's almost a guarantee that I've had sex with them. And I'm afraid that you couldn't do what he's done with me even if you tried...simply because you were born with the wrong anatomy. c;
Sent:Pavi To:Amber I didn't know she was our sister!!! I was planning on fucking her and stealing, but then she decided to tell me who she was! I sorta wish she hadn't told me...then we wouldn't have this problem in the first place!
Sent:Pavi To:Luigi We could just both fuck her right now and get it over with. Like Amber said, it's gonna happen eventually whether we like it or not. And I could use a little rendezvous at the moment...I haven't had sex since yesterday. :c
Sent:Puck To:Vittoria Great...um, I'm coming over tomorrow to give the New Voice of GeneCo a singing lesson for her first opera performance. We could meet up afterwords, if you want.
Sent:Puck To:Amber WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE AND INCEST?! I have more brothers and sisters than I can name(literally!) and yet you people are the ones with the problems!!! But...I guess I can try, if it'll make you people happy and keep me from losing my face anytime soon...or worse.
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Post by Amber Sweet on Jan 14, 2012 19:26:57 GMT -5
Sent:Amber To:PaviYeah that would've been so much better Pavi, then you would've had to explain to Mama how her face ended up on you. Sent:Helga To:ShilohHe locked you up in your room your whole life? O__O Shiloh are you aware that most people would consider that abusive? If your father were still alive, and not working for GeneCo, he'd probally go to jail for that. Sent:Amber To:PuckMy brothers consist of a face stealing rapist and a psychotic murderer. Consenting (for the most part) incest is the LEAST creepy/weird thing we've done. Also if you grew up in our household with our childhoods you'd understand why we do what we do with eachother completely. And we'd do it with Toria but...she's underage. And as bad as we are, we are not going to be responsible for taking our underage little sisters virginity. No matter how much she wants us to.
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Post by Vittoria Largo on Jan 14, 2012 20:27:15 GMT -5
Sent:Vittoria To:Pavi I probally could once I figured out what you mean by that.
Sent:Luigi To:Shiloh Oh Toria wasn't around when your dad was here, she showed up a year and a half after both our dads died. But knowing her had she been around then she would've glared at him too.
Sent:Vittoria To:Puck Alright I will see you then, but be prepared for my family (or my mother at least) to question and threaten you.
Sent:Luigi To:Pavi Yes I totally want our sorellina's first time to be during a threesome with her two oldest siblings. Both of whom are technically old enough to be her father. -___- Could you think of anyother ways to make our family dinners super akward?
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Post by Pavi Largo on Jan 14, 2012 20:39:47 GMT -5
Sent:Puck To:AmberHow noble of you. Pavi's already told me more than I needed to know about your family…he kinda had to after he told me the pair of panties laying on his bed when we were hooking up were yours. Sent:Pavi To:AmberIt would still be better than dealing with a sadistic 15-yr-old who enjoys making us miserable and uncomfortable all the time! Sent:Shilo To:HelgaBut I couldn't go outside! I had a blood disease! …which he gave to me when he poisoned my medicine. Um, maybe we should stop talking about my dad now. Sent:Shilo To:LuigiOh I know that. But I think your entire family was enough to drive him insane. Did…did your brother…flirt with my dad? Or…anything else? He said something about "inheriting some of my father's traits" yesterday, and he got this really perverted look in his eyes when he said it. o_e Sent:Pavi To:LuigiWell of course it sounds awkward when you phrase it like that. And I'm sure I could think of something more awkward. Come to my room and I could give you a few ideas, fratello. c; Sent:Puck To:VittoriaGreeeeaaat. Looking forward to it. -_-;
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Post by Vittoria Largo on Jan 14, 2012 20:54:38 GMT -5
Sent:Luigi To:Pavi Fucking no, just knowing you think of me in that way is bad enough! Just go fuck a Genetern, that's what they're there for! Or if you're really desperate go to the next room where Toria's waiting.
Sent:Vittoria To:Puck Si, but now that I think about it I do not think I will be having sex with you. I'm saving myself for someone special who I love very, very much.
Sent:Luigi To:Shiloh Well, I don't know if Pavi and Nathan did anything together. But I do know Pavi was very, very fond of groping his ass when he could. Especailly when we were helping him into his uniform. So he's probally saying in a round about way that you have a nice ass by comparing it to your fathers.
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Post by Amber Sweet on Jan 14, 2012 21:15:55 GMT -5
Sent:Amber To:Pavi Worse than having Mama hate you? Having Mama never want to see you again, worse than having Mama calling you ever name in existance? Wore than having Mama look at you the same way Papa used to?
Sent:Amber To:Puck Don't you fucking judge me! You know how good Pavi is at sex. If Pavi was your brother you'd fuck him to regardless of blood relation.
Sent:Helga To:Shiloh Yes that's probally best because what you described just now sounds like a text book case of Münchausen syndrome by proxy. And I don't think you want to know anymore about that than you have to.
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Post by Pavi Largo on Jan 15, 2012 0:31:53 GMT -5
Sent:Shilo To:Luigi Oh…oh god. I…I think I'm gonna hurl. He's worse than the Zydrate junkies. That's…that's just wrong! Ugh!
Sent:Shilo To:Helga No, no I don't. In fact, forget my father. I'd rather talk about the fact that tomorrow I'm supposedly going to have some sort of singing lesson in front of all of them. And now they're going to expect me to be like Mag and if I don't…sorry. I doubt you really wanna hear about this. I'm just really nervous right now and I'm frankly too scared to talk to anyone else.
Sent:Pavi To:Luigi Oh, you're no fun, fratello! :c And the Pavi is never desperate! Just bored. And aside from Vittoria, you're practically the only optional person I haven't had sex with. And I want a challenge! c:<
Sent:Pavi To:Amber Oh shut up, sister. You know I exaggerate. Let's just…not talk about her anymore. I feel like she can sense it or something…
Sent:Pavi To:Vittoria Sister….the fact that you do not understand what I mean should tell you that you are not ready for sex. Period.
Sent:Puck To:Amber I promise you, I wouldn't. But that aside, I'm not gonna judge. I've slept with far too many directors to get where I am now to be judgmental of a little incest here and there, to say nothing of my night life.
Sent:Puck To:Vittoria Good for you! I'll be over here pretending that this conversation never happened! ;D
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Post by Vittoria Largo on Jan 15, 2012 1:09:13 GMT -5
Sent:Vittoria To:PaviIt's not my fault I go to Catholic school and every time I ask ANYTHING about same sex couples it's "It's against God and it's filthy and you should be ashamed for thinking that!" Plus you could teach me what that means Pavi, I'm a good student. All of my grades and student of the year awards should be proof of that. ;D Sent:Luigi To:ShilohYou don't even know the HALF of it....I could elaborate but I don't think you want to know. Sent:Vittoria To:PuckCan you still take me out? Cause I need people to stop spreading rumors about me at school. They're saying that I can't get a date because I've never had any surgeries done so I'm not pretty. And I'd tell Pavi and Luigi but they're usually busy with stuff and I don't want to worry them. Sent:Luigi To:PaviIt will be even more challenging once I rip your dick off.
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Post by Pavi Largo on Jan 15, 2012 17:56:44 GMT -5
Sent:Pavi To:LuigiYou are so cruel to me. …but I wouldn't love you any other way, brother. c; Sent:Pavi To:VittoriaOh for the love of… Ask Luigi. He'll know, and I'm tired of explaining things that have to do with sex and penises to you. =_=; Sent:Shilo To:LuigiPlease don't. I'd like what little innocence I have left to remain where it is, thank you. Funny that I found Zydrate dealing less traumatizing than staying here…no offense. Sent:Puck To:VittoriaWell…alright. But only because I know what it's like to be the kid everyone talks about! And…you sorta remind me of one of my little sisters. So I'll help you out, kid. But trust me, anybody who's saying that is full of crap.You're hot. And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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