Luigi Largo
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Luigi don't take shit from no one.
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Post by Luigi Largo on Jan 15, 2012 18:35:46 GMT -5
Sent:Luigi To:Pavi:Of course you do, because you like any type attention paid to you. Even if it means getting the shit beat out of you. Sent:Luigi To:ShilohIt's not, hell if I had the choose between staying with my family and dealing Z...no contest there. Sent:Vittoria To:PaviFine! I'll just have to find out everything on my own, as usual. Bthw, this is just something I need to know. Do you think I'm pretty? And be honest I want to know. Sent:Vittoria To:PuckThank you. Also keep your calander open because I'll probally need a date to Homecoming, and Prom ect. I don't want to be the ONLY girl there without a date. Unless Pavi tries to set me up with some other opera singer, super model ect. but that's unlikely since he doesn't trust just anyone around me.
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Post by Pavi Largo on Jan 15, 2012 19:07:22 GMT -5
Sent:Pavi To:LuigiOnly if it's your attention, fratello! Then it's especially if it means getting the shit beaten out of me! Sent:Pavi To:ToriaWhat? Of course you're pretty. Molto bella, even. You're a Largo, it's somewhat of a requirement for you to look good. Who would make you think otherwise? Sent:Shilo To:LuigiI think you'd enjoy Z dealing. You get to stab people a lot…sorta. Only they like it, so maybe not. Sent:Puck To:VittoriaAs long as it keeps your brother off my back and the Repo Men off my doorstep, then I'll fucking marry you if you want. But trust me, you wouldn't be the only one there without a date. Big school dances aren't like they appear on TV, so don't worry so much. And I'm not sure whether I should be flattered that your brother seems to trust me around you or very, very concerned.
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Luigi Largo
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Luigi don't take shit from no one.
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Post by Luigi Largo on Jan 15, 2012 19:50:57 GMT -5
Sent:Luigi To:ShilohYeah but I'd probally stab them the moment they touched me. I mean ewww peasent Zydrate addict germs. I'd have to boil myself for half a day to feel clean again. Sent:Luigi To:PaviNote to self: Pay someone else to beat up Pavi. He enjoys it to much when I do it. Sent:Vittoria To:PuckWell that depends how you look at it, signore. It probally means he trust me not to do anything to you, instead of the other way around. As for the dances, it's not so much as I care about them as I am with everyone asking me "why don't you have a date?" Sent:Vittoria To:PaviGirls at school. They're saying the reason I can't get a date, or haven't had a boyfriend yet is because I haven't had any "corrective" surgeries done. They're all but saying I'm not pretty, they're saying that as soon as my back is turned.
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Post by Pavi Largo on Jan 16, 2012 0:52:16 GMT -5
Sent:Pavi To:LuigiOh, don't pretend like you don't enjoy it too. I never see you more…hot and bothered than when you're taking out all your anger on me. Sent:Pavi To:ToriaWhat?! Who do these ugly peasant bitches think they are, talking like that to mio sorellina?! They're just jealous because they need corrective surgery to go out in public, and you don't! Fuck them, Toria…and point me in their direction so that I can deal with them! Sent:Puck To:VittoriaI understand…well, as much as I can understand the problems of a 15yo girl. But don't worry; you won't have to deal with that now, because you'll be going with GeneCo's most popular(and attractive) opera singers as your date! Sent:Shilo To:LuigiWell, it did get rather…unsavory at times. Especially when they got a little too "friendly." It's not a job for those who need lots of personal space.
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Post by Vittoria Largo on Jan 16, 2012 1:08:33 GMT -5
Sent:Vittoria To:PaviBut what if they're right? Boy's don't like me and most run away from me when they see me enter a room. I'll point them out when I get my hands on a year book. Sent:Vittoria To:PuckThank you! Hopefully that will shut them the fuck up (at least the one's Pavi let's live anyway). ;D Sent:Luigi To:PaviI think you're confusing "hot and bothered" with "hot tempered." Sent:Luigi To:Shiloh:Ewww. Ok Z dealing's out then. I'd never be able to stop taking a shower!
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Post by Pavi Largo on Jan 16, 2012 1:39:43 GMT -5
Sent:Pavi To:VittoriaVittoria, listen to me. I may be your fratellone, but I wouldn't lie to you about this just to make you feel better. You are very attractive, even without surgery. I've been with more women than you'll ever live to meet, so I know beauty when I see it. Sent:Pavi To:LuigiSure, sure. Whatever helps you sleep at night, brother. I know hot and bothered when I see it. Trust me on this. Sent:Puck To:VittoriaNo problem, kid. But you know, not to sound like some cheesy after-school special or anything, but you really shouldn't worry about what other people think of you. It doesn't do any good, trust me. Sent:Shilo To:LuigiHa, shower? I was lucky if I got a shower once a week...and then it was always in some seedy dirt motel that made you feel dirtier getting out than getting in. Rain becomes your best friend in that kind of job.
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Post by Vittoria Largo on Jan 16, 2012 1:59:37 GMT -5
Sent:Vittoria To:PuckI'll try to remember that next time some bitch shoots her mouth off at me. Sent:Vittoria To:PaviGrazi fratello, if you were here now I'd give you a hug! Sent:Luigi To:PaviI'm not hot and bothered by you! I'm bothered by you! Sent:Luigi To:ShilohEw! Oh my God ew! I think I'm going to puke now ew!
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Post by Pavi Largo on Jan 16, 2012 15:56:38 GMT -5
Sent:Pavi To:ToriaPrego, sorellina. When you get a chance, come show me those girls in your yearbook. I plan on going through their surgeries files once I learn their names. Then we'll see just how badly they need "corrective surgery"... Sent:Pavi To:LuigiYou wound my soul, fratello! My soul!!! Sent:Shilo To:LuigiYep. Sleeping in a dumpster with a guy who showered even less was just the cherry on top. Sent:Puck To:VittoriaYou could always do what I did and dig up as much dirt on them as possible, then use it to your advantage by pulling pranks on them. For example, one girl in my class that was allergic to strawberries found an unpleasant surprise mixed in with her perfume after she made fun of my long hair in front of the whole class. Broke out in hives after I snuck in a tablespoon of strawberry juice into the bottle in her purse. c:<
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Post by Vittoria Largo on Jan 16, 2012 20:43:16 GMT -5
Sent:Luigi To:PaviUnlikely, I don't think either one of us has a soul to wound. Sent:Luigi To:ShilohAnd that's the guy my sister sleeps with...wonderful. =___=; Sent:Vittoira To:PaviWell, just so you know, some of them said some rather unflattering things about you too fratello. And I would've made them pay had there not been a lot of teachers and nuns around. But don't worry Pavi, I will protect your honor. It's just going to take some time. Sent:Vittoria To:PuckClever. And I'm doing so now for the most part...though I do not think I will be stopping at pranks. They need to know who they are dealing with and why it's a bad idea to make fun of any Largo. Pavi included.
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Post by Puck Goodfellow on Jan 17, 2012 1:26:06 GMT -5
Sent:Pavi To:LuigiYeah you're probably right. Hey wait, that could be a great business idea! Instead of organ transplants, we could give soul transplants! The religious fanatics would go wild! Sent:Pavi To:VittoriaWHAT. OH, THESE BITCHES ARE SO DEAD NOW. And graze, sorella. Where's my chloroform? I'm about to go have some fun. > Sent:Shilo To:LuigiGreeeaaat. I just remembered the night I first found out about that. Very awkward experience. =.=; Sent:Puck To:VittoriaYou know, even if you guys get all creepy/incesty at times, I admire how close knit you Largos are. Now if it had been one of my siblings getting made fun of(except for two of my brothers), I wouldn't have given a shit. Then again, I had around twenty siblings at a time growing up...
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Luigi Largo
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Luigi don't take shit from no one.
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Post by Luigi Largo on Jan 17, 2012 17:14:47 GMT -5
Sent:Luigi To:PaviThat could work, only I don't think you can do "soul replacements". Oh! I know we could sell holy water mixed with zydrate and sell it as a "soul cleanser." Kill two birds with one stone: Get them hooked on one of our products while getting them to buy another. Sent:Vittoria To:PuckIt's a Largo thing really. We may all beat up, fight, and bicker with eachother but if anyone outside the family does the same to one of us then heads will roll (literally.) And I don't know about them, but having spent most of my life as an only child (and a lonely only child at that) makes me appriciate having siblings. Especially siblings who understand you. And that makes me want to show them how much I love them in return. Sent:Luigi To:ShilohHow do you think I felt when I found out about that? -___- What's worse is they were doing it in the back seat of one of our cars on my favorite jacket. Which I had to burn afterwards. Sent:Vittoria To:PaviLast I saw it was in the kitchen pantry right next to the bleach and gloves. Which you might also want to take with you, just a suggestion.
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Post by Shilo Wallace on Jan 18, 2012 23:47:48 GMT -5
Sent:Shilo To:LuigiI really did not need to know that. -_-; Thankfully they never did it in the dumpster, as far as I know. Otherwise I would've started sleeping in the gutter, because there's no way I would have slept in that thing again afterwards. *shudders* Sent:Pavi To:LuigiFratello, that is genius! I can't believe you thought of it…but it's a good one, nonetheless! Should we tell Amber? Sent:Pavi To:ToriaAh, good idea. Sorellina…would you like to come along? c: Sent:Puck To:VittoriaYet another reason that your family terrifies me. 0_0 And…I'm gonna pretend that you mean "express you love" in normal, healthy, sibling manner. Even though I know that's not the case, simply because you're a Largo.
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Post by Vittoria Largo on Jan 19, 2012 1:12:23 GMT -5
Sent:Luigi To:PaviSmartest and the Toughest remember? And sure that'd be good, though I expect her to shoot it down almost right away. Like she always does with our ideas. Sent:Vittoria To:PaviGrazi Pavi, I would! Although I must admit I usualy prefer psychological torture. So can we leave a few of them alive? Sent:Luigi To:ShilohThey probally did, but not while you were around. Sent:Vittoria To:PuckWhy do you say that like it's a bad thing, Signore?
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Post by Puck Goodfellow on Jan 21, 2012 0:15:26 GMT -5
Sent:Pavi To:LuigiYeah, probably. It really pisses me off when she does that. After all, were the older ones! Anyway, I'll text her about it in second. But first, I have to go find my chloroform and scalpel bag. Toria and I are going on a little trip…wanna come along? Sent:Pavi To:ToriaOf course, tesora! Let's think of it as family bonding time, if Mama wants to know what we're doing…because this is the best sort of bonding activity I can think of at the moment. Sent:Pavi To:AmberSister! Luigi and I have a brilliant business idea! What do you think about this; GeneCo Soul Cleansers! Zydrate mixed with holy water, to hook some of those stubborn religious types that don't like our surgeries so much. Brilliant, no? Sent:Shilo To:LuigiI really, really don't wanna think about it! Let's just say the smell was bad enough, and I didn't want to think about what could have caused the smell!!! DX Sent:Puck To:VittoriaI wish to plead the fifth, and choose to keep my keep my opinions about that to myself. …That, and Pavi has threatened that if I say anything ill about your family to anyone, he will cut off my face and tell everyone that it was a woman's.
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Luigi Largo
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Luigi don't take shit from no one.
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Post by Luigi Largo on Jan 21, 2012 20:31:51 GMT -5
Sent:Luigi To:Pavi She's a bitch. D< I don't think so, you two might do something to me. Especially Toria...and your allowing Toria around chloroform? Are you sure that's a good idea?
Sent:Vittoria To:Pavi 'Kay. Might need to go buy some...stuff to cover. Just in case.
Sent:Luigi To:Shiloh Did it smell sweet? Cause if it smelled like Candy and sex than yeah...that was Amber
Sent:Vittoria To Puck: It wouldn't be that much of a stretch either. You are pretty fem looking. If you dressed in drag you could pass as a woman.
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