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Post by Amber Sweet on Oct 8, 2011 22:51:04 GMT -5
Ok here's a fun idea I had, Texts From Last Night, Repo style. What you do is you take texts from Texts from last night and re-tool them to fit Repo or make up your own. Just so long as they're in character. XD
Sent: Amber To: Everyone I’m making presurgery martini’s. You need to be here.
Sent: Mama To: Amber: On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you? Sent: Amber To: Mama
Toaster
Sent: Mama To: Amber:
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo *end conversation*
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Post by Vittoria Largo on Oct 8, 2011 23:30:45 GMT -5
Sent:Toria To:Amber
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
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Post by Amber Sweet on Oct 8, 2011 23:41:44 GMT -5
Sent: Amber To: Toria I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
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Post by Vittoria Largo on Oct 8, 2011 23:57:23 GMT -5
Sent: Toria To: Amber I love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy.
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Post by Amber Sweet on Oct 9, 2011 0:02:42 GMT -5
Sent: Amber To:ToriaI don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
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Post by Vittoria Largo on Oct 9, 2011 0:25:47 GMT -5
Sent: Toria To Luigi: You still mad?
Sent: Luigi To:Toria Twinkle twinkle little star...
Sent:Toria To Luigi: I wonder what you are?
Sent: Luigi To: Toria: I'm going to run you over with my fucking car.
Sent:Toria To: Luigi Yeah you're still mad.
Sent: Luigi To: Toria Run bitch!
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Post by Vittoria Largo on Oct 9, 2011 10:45:01 GMT -5
Sent: Toria To: Amber The feeling is mutual, I assure you.
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Post by Pavi Largo on Oct 12, 2011 21:05:40 GMT -5
Sent: Pavi To: PuckI saw ur performance last night @ the opera, signor. How'd u like 2 perform on the youngest son of Geneco's "personal stage"? Sent: Puck To: PaviDepends. Will I get my face cut off if I refuse? Or...if I don't? Sent: Pavi To: Puck:The Pavi only wears women's faces, bello. But I do believe that you have a few late organ payments on your record... 5 Minutes Later...[/b] Sent: Pavi To: Luigi[/i] Hey fratello, can I borrow some condoms?
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Luigi Largo
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Luigi don't take shit from no one.
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Post by Luigi Largo on Oct 12, 2011 21:08:33 GMT -5
Sent:Luigi To: Pavi: Fuck no, get you're own GD condoms! D<
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Post by Pavi Largo on Oct 12, 2011 21:11:50 GMT -5
Sent: Pavi To: Luigi But I've got a hot opera singer waiting in my room! D: Plus the Pavi ran out. Do you have any idea how many I use in one day, fratello? Do you???
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Post by Luigi Largo on Oct 12, 2011 21:15:58 GMT -5
Sent:Luigi To: Pavi: I don't know, and I never ever ever want to know! DX And besides I ran out too. Ask Mama or Amber. Sent:Toria To:Pavi:Pavi, I have a sex and I'm too afraid to ask anyone else. Mama would freak out, Amber laughed, and Luigi glared. So that just leaves you, so could you plz help me? -Toria.
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Post by Pavi Largo on Oct 12, 2011 21:23:02 GMT -5
Sent: Pavi To: Amber Amber I need to borrow some condoms. Don't lie and say that you don't have any, because you use more than I do. And please make it quick; I've got someone waiting.
Sent: Pavi To: Toria Ah Toria, why did you not come to the Pavi sooner??? Those two are no help, and...yes, Mama would freak out. Ok, I'll answer your question, but I better not hear of you actually having sex, got it? Otherwise Pavi will have to kill someone. And nobody likes that...except for Pavi. c:<
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Post by Vittoria Largo on Oct 12, 2011 21:32:12 GMT -5
Sent:Toria To: Pavi. 'K. So we were talking about virginity in sex ed. And I was wondering does anal sex count as losing your virginity? Also what about lesbians , does that mean their virgins for life since their hymens are still intact?
Also I asked this to one of the Sisters at school, and now I have detention for the next week. If Mama asks, I'm volunteering at the local library after school.
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Post by Pavi Largo on Oct 12, 2011 21:39:31 GMT -5
Sent: Pavi To: Toria Ohhhh, sorella.... You're more normal than you realize, haha. I asked Papa that when I was your age and got grounded and yelled at.
If you have any sort of sexual contact with ANYONE, then you are no longer a virgin. And if you do a little lesbianism research, you'll find that not all of them still have their...well, just look it up. Anyway, I promise I won't tell Mama, but right now I'm sort of in the middle of something, if you catch my drift. *coughdoinganoperasingercough*
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Post by Amber Sweet on Oct 12, 2011 21:43:14 GMT -5
Sent: Amber To: Pavi Sure, what size, color, or flavor? Or should I just leave a whole basket on the frot steps?
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