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Post by Pavi Largo on Oct 12, 2011 21:47:02 GMT -5
Sent: Pavi To: Amber Well...aren't you the prepared one. No wonder you're running Geneco. Eh...color doesn't matter so much, since I won't be seeing it for long. As for flavor...do you have any banana? He looks like a banana kind of guy. Size: Largest you've got. ;P You might wanna just leave the basket.
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Lucretzia Largo
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"We-a gladly feast on-a those who would-a subdue us."
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Post by Lucretzia Largo on Oct 12, 2011 21:48:17 GMT -5
From: Lucretzia To: Pavi, Amber, Luigi, Toria:Guess what bambino's, you're mother's a MILF! Future Face just released 2057's Top MILF's and I'm #1! From: Amber To:Mama:Mooooooooom, why would you tell me that! And do you even know what MILF means?!
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Post by Amber Sweet on Oct 12, 2011 21:56:12 GMT -5
Sent:Amber To: Pavi Alright, getting basket together now, one of the servents will be waiting with it by the gate.
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Post by Vittoria Largo on Oct 12, 2011 23:46:24 GMT -5
Sent:Toria To:Mama I don't even know what that means....-___-
Sent:Toria To:Pavi Will do, if I have any other questions I'll ask you. Also, why can't I have sex? You have LOOOOOTS of sex and you lost your virginity long before you were my age!
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Luigi Largo
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Luigi don't take shit from no one.
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Post by Luigi Largo on Oct 13, 2011 2:11:13 GMT -5
Sent:Luigi To:Mama Why would you tell us that?! D8 Bthw, who's the guy who wrote that article? Cause I'm going to knife him for implying that he wants to sleep with my mom.
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Post by Pavi Largo on Oct 13, 2011 7:18:14 GMT -5
Sent: Pavi To: Mama Congratulazioni, Mama! XD Though, I don't think you know what that means...I don't think you'd like it...
Sent: Pavi To: Toria Because 1) I was even more fucked up than you at that age, be that as hard to believe as it may; and 2) I've had a vasectomy and can't get anyone pregnant, plus I'm practically immune to almost any STD out there. You, on the other hand, aren't. And the Pavi will have a new face if anyone messes with his little sorella.
Sent: Pavi To: Amber Grazie, tesoro! c;
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Post by Vittoria Largo on Oct 13, 2011 16:43:01 GMT -5
Sent:Vittoria To:Pavi 1)No you're weren't, trust me. At eight I was already killing people. 2)I can't get pregnant either, fratellone. I haven't even started having my period yet. And besides I'd always use protection...once I figured out how to use it anyway.
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Lucretzia Largo
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"We-a gladly feast on-a those who would-a subdue us."
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Post by Lucretzia Largo on Oct 13, 2011 17:59:30 GMT -5
Sent:Lucretzia To:Amber Why what does it mean?
Sent:Amber To:Mama Mother I'd Like to Fuck.
Sent:Lucretzia To:Amber Ohhhh, I'm still flattered though.
Sent:Lucretzia To:Luigi You're not killing him Lucci, especially because he thinks your mother is the best looking mother in the world. And just because he wants to sleep with me doesn't mean I'm going to sleep with him.
Sent:Lucretzia To:Pavi Amber just told me, and I'm still very flattered. XD Would it be considered tacky if I bought a T-shirt that had MILF on the front?
Sent:Lucretzia To:Toria I'm not going to tell you because you're underage. And don't even think about looking it up online young lady, I've already put blocks on all your computers and smart phones.
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Post by Vittoria Largo on Oct 13, 2011 19:26:08 GMT -5
Sent:Toria To:Mama But Mama I need to do research on...stuff. Also how am I going to protect myself from perverts if I don't know what anyone's talking about? I could be agreeing to something sexual and I wouldn't even know it!
Sent:Toria To:Amber Amber, what's a MILF? Seriously I need to know. Pavi's kind of busy now so I can't ask him.
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Post by Pavi Largo on Oct 13, 2011 22:39:26 GMT -5
Sent: Pavi To: ToriaSorry for the Pavi's late response, sorella. I had to wrap things up, hehe. c; *facepalm* You don't even know how to use protection, and yet you want to have sex?! Aye, mio dio...look, bella, is it possible for you to wait just a little longer first? You're putting gray hairs on the Pavi's head! Or if you must, please find another little bella to satisfy your needs. That way if I have to kill someone afterwards, I won't be wasting a face. Sent: Pavi To: MamaMama, the Pavi will be happy to provide you with such a shirt. I believe that I have one in my closet that I planned on giving to Amber a few years back. I thought she was pregnant; turned out she was trying a more pudgy look as it was "in style"
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Post by Amber Sweet on Oct 13, 2011 22:40:16 GMT -5
Sent:Amber To:Toria Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck. Basically it means whoever wrote or voted on that Top MILF poll means they think that Mama's really really attractive. Enough so that they want to have sex with her.
Sent:Lucretzia To:Pavi Oh good because I'm going to let EVERYONE know I'm the #1 MILF! XD Also, please keep Luigi away from the nice man who wrote the article, he keeps muttering how he'll go to his house and chop his privates off.
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Post by Vittoria Largo on Oct 13, 2011 22:51:57 GMT -5
Sent:Vittoira To:Pavi You would so have sex without protection. Don't lie about that. Also I cannot get knocked up at this point in time because I've yet to get a menstural cycle. Thus I'm still infertile. And I didn't say I wanted sex...though I may want it in the furture. Also it's not my fault I don't know how to use any form of protection, I go to Catholic school!
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Post by Pavi Largo on Oct 14, 2011 6:43:13 GMT -5
Sent: Pavi To: Toria Oy vey...listen, the two of us need to spend the day together sometime. We'll tell Mama it's "bonding time" or something. Then I can help you out with all your little problems...or at least the ones pertaining to sex.
Sent: Pavi To: Mama Mama, I love you. Never change. XDD
Sent: Pavi To: Luigi Hey, mom says to shut the hell up about the guy who wrote the article. She's proud to be a MILF. You should be happy for her. XP
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Post by Vittoria Largo on Oct 14, 2011 7:23:03 GMT -5
Sent:Luigi To:Pavi HE WANTS TO FUCK OUR MOTHER! HE WANTS TO PUT HIS DICK IN HER AND AND VIOLATE HER BODY. HE WANTS TO USE THE SAME MOUTH MAMA KISSES US WITH ON HIS COCK! HOW THE FUCKING FUCK CAN I BE HAPPY ABOUT THAT??!!!!!
Sent:Vittoria To:Pavi I'll go make a list right now of any questions I have at the moment. Also Luigi's in his room pacing and hyperventilating...and I think crying. Any idea why that is?
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Post by Pavi Largo on Oct 14, 2011 9:39:02 GMT -5
Sent: Pavi To: Luigi ...Thank you for giving me that beautiful mental image. -_- I wasn't even thinking that far into it. You have problems, Luigi.
Sent: Pavi To: Toria Oh, he's just on the brink of murderous rage because that guy wrote that article saying that Mama's a MILF. I'd stay out of his room, if I were you. He tends to take things out on the first person he sees...trust me.
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