Luigi Largo
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Luigi don't take shit from no one.
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Post by Luigi Largo on Nov 29, 2011 12:09:55 GMT -5
Sent:Luigi To:Mama Hey I found your knife. I just need to clean it a bit before I give it back it's got...stuff on it.
Sent:Luigi To:Pavi I hated you before either of us were born!
Sent:Vittoria To:Pavi I wouldn't! :C I want you to be my first. You would know what to do, and we love each other, and they always say your first should be with someone you love. As for where I get these ideas, also Catholic School. They're the one's who taught me to save myself for someone I love.And do you think of Mama when you're fucking Amber, raping women, and stealing faces? No. So by comparison to what you do, me wanting to lose my V to you is very, very tame.
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Post by Pavi Largo on Nov 29, 2011 23:34:45 GMT -5
Sent: Pavi To: Amber And the Pavi taught you well! c; And remember, there was a much shorter age difference between the two of us. Less jailbait-ish...sorta. But it's not my fault! She's so damn assertive...I'm afraid she's gonna rape me or something when I'm asleep. D: I can't help but be paranoid! I see her everywhere now!
Sent: Pavi To: Luigi *sigh* You got all the brawn and none of the brains, didn't you Weegee? Even for someone like you, it's impossible to hate someone before you even exist.
Sent: Pavi To: Toria Ok, first of all, Amber and I are much closer in age and have known one another for a much longer time. Second of all, while I am flattered that my sorrelina is so...affectionate towards the Pavi, I must ask...why? Why not Luigi or Amber if you're so bent on "keeping it in the family"?
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Luigi Largo
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Luigi don't take shit from no one.
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Post by Luigi Largo on Nov 29, 2011 23:47:03 GMT -5
Sent:Luigi To:PaviShow's what you fucking know! We're all made up of molecules stemming from the creation of the universe. These molecules have literally existed since the beginning of time, ergo WE have existed since the beginning of time (just not us as we know it) there for I've hated you before we were even born! Sent:Vittoria To:PaviYou and Amber are ten years older, which is still 'jailbait' age. And as for why I like you the best and not going after them (yet) it's because I just find you so attractive! And you'd be a better lay than either of them and I want my first time to be special/good. And no one's better at sex than the Pavi!
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Post by Pavi Largo on Nov 30, 2011 0:02:48 GMT -5
Sent: Pavi To: Luigi Since when did you get so philosophical? According to what I remember from biology class, we all came from sperm cells. So, were those created at the beginning of time as well? Because if that's the case, then you've killed thousands of potential baby Luigis every time you've jacked off. And that just makes you an outright murderer.
Sent: Pavi To: Toria ...Be that as it may...I was young and foolish when it first happened! We just...kept... Gahh, stop! Alright, you want special? I'll give you special. I know an opera singer. Definitely your type. I'll hook the two of you up right now if you'll just stop. Texting. Incriminating. Tempting. Messages. To. My. Phone.
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Post by Vittoria Largo on Nov 30, 2011 0:09:10 GMT -5
Sent:Luigi To:PaviI know stuff alright! Pop made me take advanced physics classes to try and get me to smarten up. Most of it didn't stick but some did. And if we're going to play it that way fratello then you've commit cannablism each and everytime you blow a dude so HA! Sent:Toria To:PaviFine I'll start leaving incriminating voice messages on your phone...from diffrent numbers so you won't know it's me. You'll hear my begging with so much desire in my voice you won't be able to resist. After all you did say 'tempting' fratellone. I'm starting to wear you down. Also no one could be a attractive and special to me as you are Pavi. Not even an opera singer.
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Post by Amber Sweet on Nov 30, 2011 0:53:34 GMT -5
Sent:Amber To:Pavi LOL! You have no idea how funny I'm finding this. That you, a notorious womanizer/rapist, is terrified of getting raped by a horny fifteen year old girl who's half your size. Sweet, sweet irony! If it wasn't for the incest I'd freaking tell everyone! XDDD
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Post by Pavi Largo on Nov 30, 2011 8:36:13 GMT -5
Sent: Pavi To: AmberHaha, very funny. -__- Maybe I should just stop having sex until this whole thing blows over... Sent: Pavi To: LuigiFratello, the Pavi doesn't blow. He gets blown. But of course, you wouldn't know that, now would you? Though, it's not an entirely difficult procedure. It's much less complicated than AP Physics to get a guys rocks off. I should know, I talk to several of the Genterns who've fucked you. Sent: Pavi To: ToriaAh, please don't! I won't let you get away with this, Vittoria! And just so you know, that "desire" in your voice makes you sound like dying cat in heat, so HA! But you really must let me set you up with him. While he is nowhere near as bello as the Pavi, he is quite a catch. Come to the opera with me tomorrow night, you won't be disappointed!
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Post by Vittoria Largo on Nov 30, 2011 11:53:23 GMT -5
Sent:Vittoria To:Pavi Oh bello fratello why must you be so cruel to your sweet soralina? Fine I'll go with you tomorrow but I highly doubt he'll meet up to my standards..unless he's a clone of you.
Sent:Luigi To:Pavi Help me...Toria's here. And she's starting to scare me. She keeps looking me up and down like she's going to eat me. How do you deal with her?!
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Post by Amber Sweet on Nov 30, 2011 12:16:31 GMT -5
Sent:Amber To:Pavi Wow that's something I never thought I'd see The Pavi going celibate. Which you're going to be for sometime, because I've seen the way Little Toria eyes you, this is not a passing thing. I'd suggest getting her a vibrator or some other sex toy to vent her sexual frustrations...but that might make things much, much worse.
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Post by Pavi Largo on Nov 30, 2011 17:14:07 GMT -5
Sent: Pavi To: Luigi Oh mio dio, it's my fault. -__- Trust me, Luigi, she doesn't want to eat you, she wants...um, you'll figure it out. I have no idea how to get rid of her. If I knew how she wouldn't still be sending me creepy text messages.
Sent: Pavi To: Amber I'm serious! I'm going to do it! ...As soon as these two Genterns leave. Hey, did you know that it's possible to have a threeway and text at the same time? Interesting fact.
Sent: Pavi To: Toria Oh, now what this about you bothering Luigi now? Tori, I was kidding when I said to try going after him. He'll beat the shit out of you before you can make the first move. Trust me, I know. I'd get out of there if I were you, kid.
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Post by Amber Sweet on Nov 30, 2011 17:23:25 GMT -5
Sent:Amber To:PaviDid you know it's possible to shoot up Z, give head to a drug dealer, and send several text messages to your family? I think I know how you can get rid of Toria (maybe) use reverse pschyology. Maybe the reason she wants to fuck you so much is because you don't want her. Coupled witht he tabooness of losing her virginity to her brother. God I hope she doesn't try and go after me next, I might give in if I have enough Z in me.
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Luigi Largo
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Luigi don't take shit from no one.
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Post by Luigi Largo on Nov 30, 2011 18:16:31 GMT -5
Sent:Vittoria To:PaviBut maybe I love the pain, fratello. I'd wait till I'm legal but I'd have to wait almost four years. I'll go insane with lust till then! Sent:Luigi To PaviWhat the fuck are you talking about Pavi? If she's going to try and assassinate me she's got another thing fucking coming! 25 minutes later.... Sent:Luigi To Pavi:This is you're fucking fault Pavi! And I DO NOT want to talk about what just happened! Oh god I feel so dirty and used, I'm going to have to take like a hundred showers to get this feeling off of me! D8
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Post by Pavi Largo on Dec 1, 2011 14:34:26 GMT -5
Sent: Pavi To: Vittoria ...Great. Now you're trying to be kinky. I can handle that, I won't give in... Wait a second, did you just try and molest Luigi?!
Sent: Pavi To: Amber Did you lose the urge to fuck me after our first time? Judging by the fact that you gave me head last night before dinner tells me that that's a no. -_- ...She's wearing me down, Amber. I'm afraid to stay in a room alone with her.
Sent: Pavi To: Luigi What the fuck did she do?! It's not all my fault, I just told her to leave you alone! D'8 ...was she at least good at what she was trying to do?
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Luigi Largo
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Luigi don't take shit from no one.
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Post by Luigi Largo on Dec 1, 2011 14:57:47 GMT -5
Sent:Vittoria To:Pavi I prefer to think of it as me trying to "relax" him.
Sent:Luigi To:Pavi You really want to know what she fucking did? She handcuffed me to a pole in the body freezer, undressed me, gagged me with my own underwear and jerked me off. Our fifteen year old virgin sister just jerked me off in a room full of frozen dead people! And it gets worse, after I...finished...she made me clean her hands with my fucking tongue. Otherwise she'd leave me to freeze and she made me call her soralina throughout! THEN when I finally got free and tried to get back at her she started fucking moaning like a cat in fucking heat and touching herself while I was slapping, punching, and trying to strangle her. I....just....why?! Why can't she just be homicidal and not a manipulative sex crazed psychopath?! I can honestly say that I'm now terrified of a fifteen year old girl...and I will have nightmares about her from now on. I need a hug! ;__;
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Post by Amber Sweet on Dec 1, 2011 15:31:21 GMT -5
Sent:Amber To:Pavi But that's us. You know you and I have been close in more than one way, Toria's only been here for about a month. Jesus Pavi it's barely been a day since you've "given up sex" and now you're saying she's wearing you down? If you're afraid of being in the same room with her alone just get some bodyguards, or Mama. You know even you wouldn't be able to think about anything sexual with your mother around!
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